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Started by _kaz from adelaide_ , May 28 2006 11:10 PM

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#1 _kaz from adelaide_

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Posted 28 May 2006 - 11:10 PM

Ok now, as most of uz would know I am never quite normal with things I do so now can u help me by answering me this question:

When comparing a car to the human body what parts r what??

obviously the tyres r the sole, mags r shoes, spine would have 2 b frame.

i'm thinkin the oil pump as the heart, dunno.

so can ya c where I'm headin with this, whats vour take???

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Posted 28 May 2006 - 11:14 PM

well then if i was to use your annalogy then obviously the tale pipe is the bottom as thats where all the spent gas comes out :tease:

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 12:39 AM

does that mean the ignition is what turns us on?

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 01:01 AM

Radiator is the balls. The lower it hangs, the cooler it runs :spoton:

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 01:09 AM

Windscreen wipers are eyelids? :D

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 03:48 AM

Windscreen wipers are eyelids? :D

sunvisers are the eye lids..

Engine is the heart thats for sure..The tags and numbers are its Spirit(soul) and the body well its the body..lol The exhast has already been explained, the fuel system is the blood and ateries, Wireing loom is the nervs, the bigger the wheels the bigger the muscles, headlights are the eyes, grill is the mouth, mirrors are the ears and the paint work is its Clothes..

And if that sounds wierd well thats cos this whole thread is wierd.. hahahhahah

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 05:00 AM

:rockon: well done

I never claim to b normal, what the hell is normal any ways???????

LOL at the exhaust, i didnt think of that :clap:

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 07:55 AM

Doors as Arms? (only applies to 2 doors)

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 10:55 AM

Doors as Arms? (only applies to 2 doors)

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Unless your from Tasmania

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 12:14 PM

So if headlights are eyes, is my HQ Premier a nerd? seeing as it has 4 eyes? haha

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 03:55 PM

So does that mean the LH is of oriental origin because of its headlights, while the LX is caucason?

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 04:05 PM

and i guess the diff is the guts... oh i mean bowel :D

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 04:54 PM

those big sunvisors that go on the outside of the car is a hat, wouldnt the oil system (engine, g/box, dif) be the blood

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 05:00 PM

The compliance plates would be your Australia Card. If anybody remembers Bob Hawkes little effort.

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 05:01 PM

If you think that LH's are oriental (Liam), what about VL Calais'?

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 05:18 PM

and i guess the diff is the guts... oh i mean bowel :D

is that why the diff in my old commodore used to rumble a bit

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 06:47 PM

EFI=Brains
motor=Heart
Shell=Body
Drive shaft=well what do you think
grill=mouth
headlights=eyes
air filter=nose
diff=guts
front doors=arms
rear doors=legs
exausht=explained
fuel tank=bladder
windows=skin
fuel system=blood etc
alarm system=nervouse system
stero=mouth

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 07:32 PM

How do you tell if its a male or female..


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Posted 29 May 2006 - 07:49 PM

Turbo, and supercharge

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 07:57 PM

Ha Ha good one liam one sucks and one blows !!!!!

#21 _kaz from adelaide_

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 08:10 PM

:rockon: u guys crack me up.

Liam u legend, great effort

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Posted 30 May 2006 - 10:12 AM

I would have to disagree on the diff part. The diff is involved in transfering the power of the motor to movement, wouldn't it be more in line with hips or legs that give the whole body movement rather than the digestive system?

RIM - VL's are a totally different species :D

TORANASS - its really quite easy, if it goes fast its a male (the slang being 'that things GOT BALLS'), lol. Mind you, I thought most cars were female, (eg. she's a beauty) all mine certainly have been.

Edited by Liam, 30 May 2006 - 10:17 AM.

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Posted 30 May 2006 - 10:41 AM

i dont mean to be sexis but my cars a female cause they take my money and are normally a pain in the bottom

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Posted 30 May 2006 - 11:06 AM

Gotta be female.
Everytime I get into it my manliness instantly doubles in size, everybody else looks at her, wants one just like her and comments on how hot she is.

Edited by Loki, 30 May 2006 - 11:06 AM.

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Posted 30 May 2006 - 12:02 PM

- its threads like these that keep me comming back time and time again!!!

Great replys all!!!

I think its well sorted now. LOL

Keep on shining Kaz! :D
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