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Started by _Skapinad_ , Jan 15 2014 08:03 PM

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#1 _Skapinad_

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 08:03 PM

Bear with me if this is a bit log winded....

Moved out of my place over xmas. Its rented today.

Got the call a tenant wanted in quickly on Monday. So spent 10 hours yesterday cleaning, maintenance etc...final clean.

Ive been there 3 years, and known the neighbour for that time, having shared a love for beer, pool, and general drunken stupidity.

My pool table is staying in the house and before leaving, realised he had left his cue, but couldnt remember which one it was.... So 5pm, give him a call .... Hey mate how are ya.... I got your pool cue here, am leaving today.... Cant remeber which one.... Im home in 10 minutes mate, dieing for a beer ! Me too ! See ya soon.

I was taking the bins out when he pulled up...

Hang on mate ill just grab a beer and come over.... Awesome i think ?

Comes over with one beer in hand ? Wtf ? Can he not see me salivating at the site? Did he misunderstand my comment about needing a beer?

Anyway walk out.... Ohhh come look at my new telescope ? Yeah whatever, so go in to his place, he is still chuggin his beer.... Here she is what a ripper.... Yeah it is i say....

Well i best be off then, i say... Diing of thirst... Ohh ive got your possum trap, mind if i keep it for a bit, got a pesky one in the roof? Yeah i say... Thanks mate.

Anyway.... What sort of shit "mates" have you got and how bad is it....

That is one of the worst displays of shit mates i have seen in a long time !

. Scrapped from the chrissy card list !
Worst thing is, seeing i had a pool table, pool etc, he was over regularly and i always gave hime beers or whatever spirirt was in the cupboard.....

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#2 N/A-PWR

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 08:11 PM

Mates disappear when you dry up, but friends are usually for life

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#3 wot179

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 08:16 PM

I will be your mate, Skap.

Got any cold Stella?

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#4 RallyRed

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 08:17 PM

mate....he's pinged you for lifting his pool que......probably has the shits.......he will get over it...just needs time. lol

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#5 dattoman

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 08:17 PM

I'm not sure I see the problem here

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#6 _Skapinad_

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 08:19 PM

Yes May be some truth in that Dave..

No worries Craig, ill pm my address, see ya in 12 hours!

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#7 _Skapinad_

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 08:23 PM

No, he left the cue at my place as he didnt have a table ? ....

If you cant see the problem Neil, you have a problem...

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#8 wot179

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 08:30 PM

Maybe next week. Im thinking of going to Toowoomba swap just for fun.

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 08:33 PM

I don't ever have these problems that are associated with beer drinking, bourbon buddies treat you much better.

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 08:34 PM

Always a beer for you here John

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#11 _Matvex_

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 08:36 PM

Why don't you just arm wrestle him?

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#12 _Skapinad_

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 08:37 PM

Deal craig, im about two hours from toowoomba, got a spare seat ? Got room to crash if its on your way. Google kalbar,qld.

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#13 RallyRed

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 08:37 PM

ok....I think I see the problem...after you gave old mate the pool cue back.....the tenant only has one pool cue now....and has to play with himself?

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#14 _Bomber Watson_

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 08:37 PM

I admit im an asshole for not offering a beverage upon arrival, but once you ask for one its generally topped up regularly.

Most the people who frequent mine are used to this and the whole "so wheres the beer at" is common fold.

Cheers.

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#15 _Skapinad_

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 08:38 PM

Why don't you just arm wrestle him?

We have and he lost.... I only arm wrestle mates and random egotistical italians....

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#16 wot179

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 08:39 PM

Maybe it was his last beer?

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#17 _Skapinad_

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 08:40 PM

Maybe DJ, but i always offer and he always accepts.... Just a Cunning Stunt act imo..

He coulda said that Craig.... Sorry mate, last one !

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 08:42 PM

You best piss in his letterbox I reckon.

What are mates for..

Edited by wot179, 15 January 2014 - 08:43 PM.

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#19 _Bomber Watson_

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 08:43 PM

WHeres the like button?

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#20 hanra

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 08:47 PM

^ + 1 !!!!

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#21 _Skapinad_

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 08:50 PM

Like you thinking.... Might post him a nappy .....

Surely someone else has a shit "mate"?

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#22 _LS1 Taxi_

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 08:51 PM

I had a few but #@$^%& em all off years ago

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#23 TerrA LX

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 08:53 PM

Ya didn even o ffer me a beeer ya cnut.

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#24 76lxhatch

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 08:56 PM

I admit im an asshole for not offering a beverage upon arrival, but once you ask for one its generally topped up regularly.

Most the people who frequent mine are used to this and the whole "so wheres the beer at" is common fold.

Cheers.

This, I know I'm not very observant and don't always think of things automatically. If you're dying of thirst then just say so! Reading between the lines and being offended by this sort of stuff is what females do.