Plenty of single people on this site but they can hide forever. Sooner or later someone will take your fancy.
Good idea about taking the torrie for a drive, always makes me happy. Who knows what will happen after that.
Speaking of Valentines Day, I just received a bunch of flowers for my daughter who is 13 years old. Wait till she gets home from school. Might have some explaining to do.
Mick.
Valentines Day 14/02/07
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LOL, 13 years old. Oh man, unlike my parents, when a girl comes to my house my parents simply say
"Liams got a girlfriend, Liams got a girlfriend ooo0ooo have ya kissed her yet son?"
So now, women don't come to my house, I go to their place, so they got explaining to do hahahaha.
"Liams got a girlfriend, Liams got a girlfriend ooo0ooo have ya kissed her yet son?"
So now, women don't come to my house, I go to their place, so they got explaining to do hahahaha.
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 03:40 PM
one of the few days in the year a married man has a better than 50/50 chance at a root
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 03:47 PM
Amen, to that, had to be 1 day of the year we would all be smiling at the same time.one of the few days in the year a married man has a better than 50/50 chance at a root
Ooops, Make that 2, drag day!
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 03:53 PM
Don't worry Liam.W your parents are probably just jealous.
I spoke to my daughter and she was surprised to get flowers and she is not keen on this guy so I told her to let him down gently. You know, thank him for the flowers but I just want to be friends .....
and dattoman, stuff 50/50 chance, tonights the night. Odds on favourite - put your house on it.
Mick.
I spoke to my daughter and she was surprised to get flowers and she is not keen on this guy so I told her to let him down gently. You know, thank him for the flowers but I just want to be friends .....
and dattoman, stuff 50/50 chance, tonights the night. Odds on favourite - put your house on it.
Mick.
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Yeah, lol, nah Mum and Dad just think its funny, im glad that they don't have a problem with it although.
let him down gently ay, get her to do it infront of all his friends, its a "Confidence" builder hahahaha. Mate, im suprised she is talking to you about it :| If I got flowers from a chick and my parents asked me i'd be out the door to a mates place lol
I honestly don't wanna have a daughter one day (No offence) coz ya gotta worry about greasball teenage dirtbags like myself hitting on em LOL.
But seriously, Happy Valentines day everyone
let him down gently ay, get her to do it infront of all his friends, its a "Confidence" builder hahahaha. Mate, im suprised she is talking to you about it :| If I got flowers from a chick and my parents asked me i'd be out the door to a mates place lol
I honestly don't wanna have a daughter one day (No offence) coz ya gotta worry about greasball teenage dirtbags like myself hitting on em LOL.
But seriously, Happy Valentines day everyone
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 04:03 PM
Keep away from the parlous you rascalI might go for a nice long drive in the Torana tonite.
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 04:08 PM
I just got told I am cooking dinner
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 04:12 PM
... alright but what have you got planned for dessert?
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Yeah, I wished my girlfriend a Happy V-day at about 1am this morning while talking to her. But neither of us is really into Valentine's Day, simply because it's become like Christmas, Easter and even Hallowe'en: just a big commercial stunt. So instead, everyday is like V-day because where's the rule that says you have to wait till one day each year to tell your respective other that, despite all their flaws and frustrations, you really do love them?
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Parlous?Keep away from the parlous you rascal
I might go for a nice long drive in the Torana tonite.
Steve
I was thinking take the car for a drive, give it a wash and just cruise... windows down stereo up sorta vib.
what are you talking about?
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 04:58 PM
Yes i have just been out to the Garage to sweep around her and get some of the crap out of her boot so she dont get to heavy in the arse end.
I revved her up a bit and she was purring like a pussy
I revved her up a bit and she was purring like a pussy
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 05:02 PM
Would that be some parlours around St. Kilda?
Kaz - just found out we are having red rooster tonight (so no cooking). I think my wife is sending subliminal messages - red rooster >>> roost her >>> r__t her.
Dattoman - the odds are improving.
Mick.
Kaz - just found out we are having red rooster tonight (so no cooking). I think my wife is sending subliminal messages - red rooster >>> roost her >>> r__t her.
Dattoman - the odds are improving.
Mick.
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 05:25 PM
Happy valentines day 
THis is what i reckon... ( Oh and simmo was pleased with her box of chocolates and Chinese dinner!)
When girls don't put out!!
This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart.
Girls -- Have a sense of humor!
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge
of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out
the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men
think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up,
and she eventually says, "I don't
feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to
hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough
for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me
for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to
sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend
time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at
a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she
tried on several different very expensive outfits.
She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy
them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I
said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."
We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a
pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited.
She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.
I started to think she was testing me because she
asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play
tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the
excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think
this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a
baffled, "WHAT?"
I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough
for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill
me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for
the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least
that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.
THis is what i reckon... ( Oh and simmo was pleased with her box of chocolates and Chinese dinner!)
When girls don't put out!!
This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart.
Girls -- Have a sense of humor!
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge
of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out
the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men
think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up,
and she eventually says, "I don't
feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to
hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough
for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me
for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to
sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend
time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at
a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she
tried on several different very expensive outfits.
She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy
them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I
said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."
We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a
pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited.
She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.
I started to think she was testing me because she
asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play
tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the
excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think
this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a
baffled, "WHAT?"
I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough
for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill
me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for
the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least
that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.
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Excellent!
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 05:41 PM
HAHAH Where there is a will.... (There's an inheritance tax), there is a way!
And they think theyre the smart ones!
And they think theyre the smart ones!
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Nice guys, to all those single, life will never be the same without someone who makes things better when you are sick, upset, lonely or wanting to talk. You will find that someone one day.........
Life is too short to be unhappy so if she don't make ya happy get rid of the cow and just give ya lovin to the torry till the right one comes along..
I think VD is the biggest hype ever along with easter. I send my daughter flowers every year for VD just to tell her i love her, shes now about to turn 16 with a boyfriend so i thought nope not sending this year, she couldn't believe i didn't send them lol. I now refuse to pay $80 for a bunch of crappy flowers which die in less than a week and which i could buy on any day of the year for $20.
I also told the hubby not to bother with flowers cause its crap. Don't need one day to tell him how much i love him, i will spend forver and a say showing him how much i love him
Life is too short to be unhappy so if she don't make ya happy get rid of the cow and just give ya lovin to the torry till the right one comes along..
I think VD is the biggest hype ever along with easter. I send my daughter flowers every year for VD just to tell her i love her, shes now about to turn 16 with a boyfriend so i thought nope not sending this year, she couldn't believe i didn't send them lol. I now refuse to pay $80 for a bunch of crappy flowers which die in less than a week and which i could buy on any day of the year for $20.
I also told the hubby not to bother with flowers cause its crap. Don't need one day to tell him how much i love him, i will spend forver and a say showing him how much i love him
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 06:50 PM
^^^^^ That was beautiful and I agree about the rip off with flowers. Unfortunately there is alot of profiteering on Valentines Day but it gives you a reminder to love the one you're with.
Mick.
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OK...you singles..be miserable while you can I say!
My wife is an Israeli...my problem is keeping up...not wondering when the next encounter is.!!
She took me to lunch today..I did the flowers and card thing..thats our contribution to the commercial side of the day...now she is looking at me sideways again.. .......still full from lunch so no dinner for either of us.
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My wife is an Israeli...my problem is keeping up...not wondering when the next encounter is.!!
She took me to lunch today..I did the flowers and card thing..thats our contribution to the commercial side of the day...now she is looking at me sideways again.. .......still full from lunch so no dinner for either of us.R
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 09:24 PM
Happy Vagina Day everyone
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 09:37 PM
shouldnt you all be shaking the foundations about now?theres 47 people glued to the forum instead of makin luuuurve.
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Well, I'm in a house full of teenage guys, so the forums are sounding good...
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 11:40 PM
Real men don't have these problems.life will never be the same without someone who makes things better when you are sick, upset, lonely or wanting to talk. You will find that someone one day.........
I think VD is the biggest hype ever along with easter.
And I'm not sure about the VD thing either.
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!
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Posted 15 February 2007 - 03:23 AM
Imagine if you where a florist and revieved a bunch of flowers - I reckon youd want to shove em where the sun dont shine
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