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#226 LXdamo

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Posted 14 November 2010 - 03:29 AM

I may be bald but i can wear a hat,you'll still be ugly

#227 TerrA LX

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Posted 14 November 2010 - 06:24 PM

So ugly it would scare a dog out of a butcher shop.

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Posted 15 November 2010 - 10:26 AM

she'll give you more boners than a butcher!

#229 mr5000

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Posted 15 November 2010 - 11:44 AM

hes a wombat eats roots shoots and leaves

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Posted 15 November 2010 - 11:57 AM

she bangs like a dunny door in a hurricane

#231 enderwigginau

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Posted 15 November 2010 - 12:54 PM


Keep em clean folk.

I can feel a pruning/editing spree coming on.

Grant..


Just to reiterate (that means tell you again), finding the dirtiest version of a one liner doesn't score any points.........

Going off topic for a second
Grant your doing a good job
To those posting R13 + yeah they maybe funny but the rules are the rules, you know what the rules are so why complain about the consequences when you break them

back on topic

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Posted 15 November 2010 - 02:44 PM

flat out like a lizard drinking crystal meth!

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Posted 15 November 2010 - 03:16 PM

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