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[dattoman]

If it seems too cheap
And you can't get a physical look at it and all its supporting ownership paperwor
BAck away slowly.... or run at full steam... depends what you had for breakgast that morning

Anyone silly enough to be scammed really deserves it

[adrianh08]

I havnt had a reply from Jess (I feel I can call her that as we have established quite a rapport), so I sent her another one this time with me personal details as she requested.

My reply:

Hi Jessica,

I havnt had a reply yet and I am very anxious to find out perpendiculary what the afore said signature post-mohoginistic replication states?

You see to cut a long story short my great uncle Herbert Michael Akiyo Wilson-Johnston worked at the Boronia Lakes Holden Plant way back in 1975 and aside from his normal job of vacuuming metal filings from the trajectory drill and saginaw lathe he used to assemble the glove bocx locks. Can you believe that !! My great uncle made to locks that go on the glove box that go on the console that go on the Torana that goes on the road and right into a shipping containing in Sydney or Perth or something and then back to my house in Devonshire Tea Gardens in Queensland. When I saw that signature I thought of a story my great uncle told me. Well, to cut a long story short, one day back in January 1976 uncle Herbert Michael Akiyo Wilson-Johnston was clearing away metal filings as he did in the plant and wouldn't you know it but none other than Johnson Lowndes walks into the factory with a tray full of lamingtons and a smile from ear to ear. "Look what Shirley from the cafeteria has whipped up for us boys" he exclaimed in his gruff Northern Plains accent. Well, the boys went bananas because Shirleys lamingtons were famous from the Black Stump to Jim Craigs Hut high on the Snowy Mountains where the wild brumbies roam. Some say the colt from Old Regret is still up there but others are not so sure. I am sure you are familiar with the story as old man Harrison had a daughter named Jessica. Anyway, I digress. So there he was, covered in lathe scrap and scoffing down a lamington when the foreman approached him and said, and I kid you not " Herbert Michael Akiyo Wilson-Johnston, I have a job for you son. I am promoting you to chief lock assembly officer. See this here White 1976 LX SS Hatchback, I want you to assemble that there lock and on that there glovebox and as sign of your pride and commitment to the General, please sign your name on the top left handside of the glovebox lid".

So, there you go. That is why I need to know whose signature is on that glovebox because if it is great uncle Herbert Michael Akiyo Wilson-Johnston's I will buy the car.

Oh, and by the way, my details are as follows:

Tony Nortonrose
14 High St
Deception Bay QLD 4508

Love it! Very tempted to use this piece of writing in teaching my English class, then tell them what it was used for after the lesson!!
Awesome.

[bluea9x]

Hi big T it is one of my old cars i got the signatures on it at bathurst in 2004

[Statler]

I've asked for the buy it now price Skap. I don't want to lose this one!

[StephenSLR]

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/REPLICA-Holden-Torana-LX-SS-1976-/180579133630?pt=AU_Cars&hash=item2a0b5ae8be#ht_500wt_922

Sold previously for $75,000

http://australianmus...ack-a9x-replica

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[S pack]

Jess is back... Sorry Big T, but she obviously got sick of your bullshit..

Hi Jess,

Hope you dont mind me calling you Jess ? such a cute name, used to date a Jess a while back, but she turned out the be a psyco and long story short, I had to shoot her... bit silly really, got me 10 years behind bars ! Anyway, I would definately love to buy this car. Just let me know when I can come have a look and pick her up. The price is no problem, my wife recently "passed" and lucky for me she had a huge insurance policy so I am buying up plenty of toys to ad to my collection... Maybe since you are now single and in Rome we could catch up for a little hanky panky ? I have a lier jet, see the attached photo, would be great if you were keen to join the mile high club with me ?! Sorry, we only just "met", but already I feel we have a special connection, hope you feel it to... maybe you could send me a photo of yourself... You should see the picture of you I have in my mind... you are smoking !!

Back to the car. It looks like one I used to own many moons ago and I'm now looking to relive my youth.

hang on,sorry, forgot to explain the photo....thats me in the middle with my late wife on the left. The dude on the right is some random we picked up in Vegas, but he was very appreciative of the "ride" my wife and I gave him.... Never really been into guys that much, but it wasnt so bad ! Have you ever had any lesbian experiences ? I hope so, I hear rome is full of Spicy Italian ladies who love nothing more than a bit of three way action with any lucky guy who is around when the urge arises... that could be me !! But only if your interested, I definately dont want a relationship, just a bit of casual stuff you know ?

Sorry again, back to the car... can you please confirm that its a V8 ? I love the sound of a big V8 at full throttle !! Even at Idle they sound so good I just wanna whack it out and ram that exhaust pipe... probably be a bit hot though, guess you would have to get in quick before she had a chance to warm up ! probably first thing in the morning... but it is getting into summer here at the moment, what's the weather like in Rome ? Maybe we could try that too when we do the handover ? Only if your up to it...

So what is the Interior like, looks good in the pics ? Mine was the same but up close was a bit nasty.... back seat was always covered in little smear marks from you know what !! Are you good up close ? We have this saying in Australia, you probably remember it.. good from afar, but far from good. So dissapointing when you crack a woody at some chick walking up the beach only to realise she has a face like a smashed pie.... bet you have a beautiful face Jess, you must to own such a horn car !!

Anyway, must go, look forward to hearing from you soon,

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F@*k you Skap, I laughed so much my chest hurts, I thought I was having a Heart Attack.

[StephenSLR]

and this is for real.. im still trying to decide what to say back

Ask her if she lifts the hatch up how much does it measure from ground to top of the hatch lid because you want to know if it will fit in your garage with lid up.

Also ask her if she can go to the car, lift the hatch up and check to see if a guy lies down in the rear section with the seats folded down is there enough room for a woman to sit on top.

Go on with a story about how your girlfriend has a steel plate in her head so it is very sensitive and will she have enough room if she is sitting on you lying down in the back will she be able to move up and down 6 inches without hitting her head on the hatch lid.

Ask if there is not enough room can the glass from the hatch lid be removed so her head can be to be able to poke through without her head hitting glass. Previously when her head hits glass she swears that the plate in her head vibrates at a frequency where she can pick up songs from the radio for a second after.

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Edited by StephenSLR, 29 October 2010 - 07:45 PM.

[StephenSLR]

wtf?????

Sounds like a spambot - the 1 post pretty much gives it away.

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