I am not arguing with you just explaining why I am right
from my wife
I don't mean to brag but I still fit the earrings that I wore in High-school
Give us your best one liner
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Posted 30 September 2010 - 06:43 PM
Whats the difference between a Kiwi and a 747?
The jet stops whining when it gets to Australia.
Ok ok that was more than one line, but everyone who met Cruiza on our road trip will understand
I reject your reality and substitute my own (Adam Savage)
Cheers.
The jet stops whining when it gets to Australia.
Ok ok that was more than one line, but everyone who met Cruiza on our road trip will understand
I reject your reality and substitute my own (Adam Savage)
Cheers.
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Posted 30 September 2010 - 06:47 PM
i don't care enough to give you the 50 cents to call lifeline
um is that the idea?
um is that the idea?
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Posted 30 September 2010 - 07:24 PM
i don't care enough to give you the 50 cents to call lifeline
um is that the idea?
you know it,s toll free now a days to ring lifeline
i don't care enough to give you the 50 cents to call lifeline
um is that the idea?
you know it,s toll free now a days to ring lifeline
yeah babe your bum doesn,t look big in that dress
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Posted 30 September 2010 - 07:26 PM
Not mine but.......
Let's work as a team and do it my way.
And for Picking up the ladies....... As above !
Let's work as a team and do it my way.
And for Picking up the ladies....... As above !
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Posted 30 September 2010 - 07:26 PM
billy west is a pest
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Posted 30 September 2010 - 07:30 PM
your not fat just a whole lot of women babe 
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Posted 30 September 2010 - 07:30 PM
Don't judge lest I frOck you up 
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Posted 30 September 2010 - 07:36 PM
billy west is a pest
billywest is a pest and went to toranafest, hey rodomo
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Posted 30 September 2010 - 07:36 PM
not mine but
if your brains where dynimite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose
yeah he's a watt
(think light globes)
yeah i'm constapated
she's a butter face
if your brains where dynimite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose
yeah he's a watt
(think light globes)
yeah i'm constapated
she's a butter face
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Posted 30 September 2010 - 08:04 PM
Life begins at 140.
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Posted 30 September 2010 - 08:06 PM
billy west is a pest
billywest is a pest and went to toranafest, hey rodomo
bragger
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Posted 30 September 2010 - 08:18 PM
" you can agree with me or be wrong " 
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Posted 30 September 2010 - 09:35 PM
"thats the best thing since canned piss"
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Posted 30 September 2010 - 09:48 PM
Did u hit your head on the way down from heaven cause your a bit slow
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Posted 30 September 2010 - 10:02 PM
I didn't see heaven at first hehehe.
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Posted 30 September 2010 - 10:46 PM
She not only fell outta the ugly tree, she hit every branch on the way down.
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Posted 30 September 2010 - 10:48 PM
Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
wow slr_v8 that is two very close quotes!
1 minute apart!
wow slr_v8 that is two very close quotes!
1 minute apart!
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Posted 30 September 2010 - 10:51 PM
Haha nice.
I can't get enough of minimalism
I can't get enough of minimalism
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Posted 30 September 2010 - 11:08 PM
Gravity- I fall for it every time.
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Posted 30 September 2010 - 11:09 PM
She not only fell outta the ugly tree, she hit every branch on the way down.
dam you stole my line
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Posted 30 September 2010 - 11:16 PM
1million sperm and you were the fastest?
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Posted 30 September 2010 - 11:17 PM
Yeah, that's what she said 
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Posted 30 September 2010 - 11:21 PM
She may not be beautiful, but boy is she stupid
My mrs asked me what do I love more, her or beer. I told her you can't have one without the other...
That last one is actually a true story
My mrs asked me what do I love more, her or beer. I told her you can't have one without the other...
That last one is actually a true story
Edited by slr_v8, 30 September 2010 - 11:22 PM.
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Posted 30 September 2010 - 11:33 PM
LOL
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