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[TerrA LX]

This would have to be one of my favourites, taken from this video.


Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

67 year old Vietnam Vet gets harrassed by a punk on the bus

Edited by TerrA LX, 01 October 2010 - 12:02 AM.

[mitchg]

Everyone looks the same in the dark.

[76lxhatch]

If you can't dazzle 'em with your brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit

[lcgtrrob]

if you had half a brain it would be lonely

[FastEHHolden]

You have the whitest teeth I've ever come across!

[TerrA LX]

Handles like a dog on lino.

couldnt drive a greasy stick up a dogs arse

HAhahaha

[TempesT]

.....couldnt organise a root in a brothel with a wallet full of 50's

[StephenSLR]

i don't care enough to give you the 50 cents to call lifeline

I recall a similar one:

Here's 20c go call someone who cares.

One of my faves from a Megadeth song:

Nice story, tell it to Readers Digest.

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[TempesT]

opinions are like assholes, every on has one

i dont argue with idiots, they drop you down to their level and beat you with experiance

[76lxhatch]

if you had half a brain it would be lonely

mines if you had half a brain you'd be dangerous
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he's got two brain cells left and they're fighting each other for domination

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out

[originalglenn]

that bolt fits in that hole like a cock in a shirt sleeve

[Heath]

Great thread